Well well well...

Its amazing how customers actually expect you to be psychic. You HAVE to KNOW what they are here for. Here is an example.

Me: Hi, table for?
Customer: For 4.
Me: Sorry we dont have any seats at the moment.
(Customer looks around and points to a table meant for 2)
Customer: Can i sit there? Add two more chairs or something?
Me: Uhm...the table is a little bit small for 4 people, will you all be ordering food?
Customer:(Sarcastically) We are here for dinner OF COURSE we will be ordering food.

WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK. Some people come in and order drinks. How the fuck would i know if you're here for dessert, dinner or drinks?!

One more thing... perhaps, if its not written in the menu, it means....we dont sell the item here? Whats the point of asking if we have the item you asked for if its not in the menu?! Like we can whip it up for you eh...