I wonder.

How is it some women like to leave their oil soaked facial blotters around?

Do they seriously feel the need to let everyone know that the craters on their faces actually hold 20 gallons of oil?

Its fucking disgusting to have to look at it, and even more so to have to pick it up, and being a server, i encounter plenty of oily people who absolutely love showing everybody their amazing ability to secrete oil.

On the flip side, these are the people i want to be with, when i run out of fuel.