Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Valentines day.

What is it to you?

To me... Its a day where people make up for their mistakes by being extra nice to their partner on this one day, and only this day.

I do believe that when you're in love... everyday is a valentines day. So whats the damn hype?

Oh.. and this year's valentines day... CRACKED ME UP! Wahahhahahaha..

Any of you all happened to buy the New Paper yesterday? I did. I betcha the peolple in the bus though i was a bloody lunatic. First of all... the amount of nicknames people have for their partners are amazing!! I mean... what kinda stupid name is "Beckaboo"?!
Is 3113 actually a name?? And what kind of retard calls himself "xiao ke ai"?!(translation: little cutie *pukes*) Here is another of my favourite... it goes...
"Dearest Pink Hippo, Forever be my smelly dirty bolster and i will always be the old smutty pillow. Love Cockster Lim"

Ok... was that supposed to be romantic? How romantic is it calling your girlfriend a fat, dirty, smelly mutated hippo and telling her you will be the pillow? Sorry dude... but whats the connection again? It wouldnt be that bad if he didnt post a photo, but he did! ahahahahhahah.. of him and his girlfriend.. Poor things.. they look perfect for each other... with their similar retarded grins.

Heres another one.. please.. someone try to decipher this... "WoWo Wanna be Bao Bao and Sniff Sniff by you always. Forever yours Mao Mao"

WTH?? Dogs are finally becoming literate.
One last thing.. to the guys out there... yes...girls appreciate poetry, but if you really really CANT write? GET SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU... Do not attempt bad poetry like,
I'm glad i know how to hate you,
Cause at least i know what is love.
How cruel the real world is
So kind you are to me."


I really cant go on.. Its horrible. It doesnt hurt to spend a little more money to hire someone to write it for you. Really..

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok.

This entry cracks me up like shit!

At least it perks up your day.

Wahahahhahahah~~

I wanna be showered with care & concern 365 days a year.

Not 1 Valentines Day a year.

10:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha... Hey, btw, thanks for accompanying me yesterday....

10:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm so bored, so freaking bored!!!! So, that's why I'm writing rubbish... Sides, The Retards are sucking my brain... Muahhahahahaha....

10:42 PM  

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