Corporate bitches

Corporate bitches are almost human creatures who roam in packs, and despite their immaculate grooming, they are just drooling idiots who forget everything they say after the words leave their lips.

For example.

CB: Two soups and one salad.
Me: Sure no problem.

When i bring their food.

CB:(in bitch tone) I ORDERED TWO SALADS AND ONE SOUP!

Well you know what?

FUCK ALL YOU COPORATE ASSHOLES. SOMEDAY I WILL STEP ON YOUR PUNY HEADS AND TAKE YOUR JOB.

BITCH.