Whee...been so long... miss me?
Well...i've officially graduated (yay!) haha... but.. i'm still stuck at the desert cafe only because i'm too much of a lazy ass to look for a new job. On the bright side however, I've got PLENTY of assholic stories to tell. Muahahha....
Anywaies...
It seems my secret admirer disappeared.. Oh boo hoo... No one to tell me how i'm such a sad person... what i should or should not wear. *pouts* wahahhaha.....
Singaporeans have such shallow pockets. I mean... Is it seriously that difficult to tip the servers? Do you absolutely HAVE to collect every last cent?
Last week, I encountered this asshole who couldnt wait for his 15 cents change. Like wow... 15 cents... I can like... buy a whole meal with it.
Teeagers nowadays think they own the world. In this case, there were a few teenagers who thought they owned the cafe. I mean, if you want to talk to your friends, you can always request for a seat instead of walking in and out of the restaurant. Correct?
Not only that, they decided that standing by the side was too difficult so they stood right in the middle of the fucking aisle. Tell me, how the fuck were we supposed to go further in to take orders and serve food with their fat asses blocking the way? Also, when you want to pay, you ask for the BILL not for the ORDER.
Mr. I'm-think-i'm-soooo0-handsome-but-really-i'm-not: Excuse me, we want the order.
Me : Sure, what would you like?
Bitch-face: What do you mean what would i like? I said i wanted the bill.
You have no idea how much i wanted to strangle all of them there and then.
Oh and another thing.
Dear assholes,
Servers are human beings. Not dogs. Do not clap at us, snap your fingers, or crook your finger and beckon us towards you. Its rude, and it reflects very very badly on your upbringing, and before you all complain about bad service? Reflect. Service is a two way thing. You be nice? We be nicer. You be asshole? Then dont be surprised if the service is bad.
With love
Your friendly server (haha... you think?)
Sometimes, I think, the people who write into the news paper mask their shitty attitudes and try to put the blame on server/cab driver etc.
Biasness aside, I have seriously seen too many fuckheads to believe all the complaints sent in to TNP.
Well...i've officially graduated (yay!) haha... but.. i'm still stuck at the desert cafe only because i'm too much of a lazy ass to look for a new job. On the bright side however, I've got PLENTY of assholic stories to tell. Muahahha....
Anywaies...
It seems my secret admirer disappeared.. Oh boo hoo... No one to tell me how i'm such a sad person... what i should or should not wear. *pouts* wahahhaha.....
Singaporeans have such shallow pockets. I mean... Is it seriously that difficult to tip the servers? Do you absolutely HAVE to collect every last cent?
Last week, I encountered this asshole who couldnt wait for his 15 cents change. Like wow... 15 cents... I can like... buy a whole meal with it.
Teeagers nowadays think they own the world. In this case, there were a few teenagers who thought they owned the cafe. I mean, if you want to talk to your friends, you can always request for a seat instead of walking in and out of the restaurant. Correct?
Not only that, they decided that standing by the side was too difficult so they stood right in the middle of the fucking aisle. Tell me, how the fuck were we supposed to go further in to take orders and serve food with their fat asses blocking the way? Also, when you want to pay, you ask for the BILL not for the ORDER.
Mr. I'm-think-i'm-soooo0-handsome-but-really-i'm-not: Excuse me, we want the order.
Me : Sure, what would you like?
Bitch-face: What do you mean what would i like? I said i wanted the bill.
You have no idea how much i wanted to strangle all of them there and then.
Oh and another thing.
Dear assholes,
Servers are human beings. Not dogs. Do not clap at us, snap your fingers, or crook your finger and beckon us towards you. Its rude, and it reflects very very badly on your upbringing, and before you all complain about bad service? Reflect. Service is a two way thing. You be nice? We be nicer. You be asshole? Then dont be surprised if the service is bad.
With love
Your friendly server (haha... you think?)
Sometimes, I think, the people who write into the news paper mask their shitty attitudes and try to put the blame on server/cab driver etc.
Biasness aside, I have seriously seen too many fuckheads to believe all the complaints sent in to TNP.
posted by casy at 8:51 AM
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