Do. Not. Tap. Me. On. My. Shoulder. If. I. Dont. Know. You.

Customers have this annoying annoying habit of tapping you on the back/shoulder /arm to get your attention. I mean. Come on. Have some respect? You wouldnt like it if I tapped you on YOUR shoulder and just put your food down right?

Its BLOODY irritating. tap tap tap.

You have a mouth. Right?

Good. Now that we have established the fact that you do have a mouth, you can talk right? I'm sure your mom taught you how to. Good.

WELL FOR GODS SAKE. OPEN UP AND SAY "EXCUSE ME." VERY DIFFICULT HAH.

I HATE sore losers. No wait. Rather. I hate a particular butch from this particular outlet. Big fat ugly butch. No no. Dont try and leave your hair long and wear tank tops. Please. You're just starting to look like a warthog. I can see your jelly blobs when you raise your arms. Please do us a favour and dont visit our outlet? I get blinded by your ugliness. The way your tiny eyes stare out, your fat squashed nose and your big ass ugly mouth with all those piercings. Has anyone tell you how fat you are now? Be careful... next thing you know, you wont be able to walk through doors.