Tuesday, April 11, 2006

well here i am back again..i'm running out of things to write..boo hoo..only...because i'm working in the kitchen!
HA! Anywaies... For some strange reason i decided to check out how the fuck wits viewed our services, and boy oh boy... I cant stop laughing. The complaint was written in twit language, the blog was in twit language, everything was so stupid i HAD to feature the
idiot.

Please dear readers, I WILL spare your eyes from the horrible english, the neon colours and wtf is "euu"?!

Well, first of all, you all HAVE to understand, on saturdays, IT IS DAMN NEAR FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO GET SEATS ANYWHERE. I mean, if you dont want to wait? Dont. Fish & Co is free, The restaurant opposite is free, so why queue eh?

AAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA.....


For a 19 year old, she sure has the intellectual level of an amoeba. Since i've got that much time and it will be forever to my next post, lets dissect her stupid shit bit by bit...

told them 10 then that idiotic gal actually went behind and ask the rest... how can lor... everything must take turns de mah... how can like "wa, so many ppl, let those wif little seats de jump the queue"... and that was exactly the case

Uh... yea... we HAVE to ask whos at the back? haha.. we cannot possibly hold all the 2 and 4 seaters for assholes who dont wanna split up correct? We do know that you have to queue but miss amoeba brain obviously didnt know that if we left little seats here and there just so she can have her table first, the REST of the customers wouldnt be happy too, and..the company will be losing money. What a retard.

we stood infront of the entrance and we c those waitress leading the ppl behind us in 1st... wth... i feel like swearing at her sia... among us, we gals was already feeling hungry since 6.30pm le... i din even had a proper lunch le...

Ha.Ha.Ha. I think they come from a broken homes, or maybe their parents are drug addicts who abuse them by not feeding her. Oh boo hoo... I totally sympathise with your empty stomach....NOT... Who gives a shit if you didnt have lunch? that is YOUR fault, not ours, If you cant wait, go to macdonalds... the FAST FOOD restaurant.

then while we were still waiting, they asked if we wanna make order 1st, weiming and ruilin buay tahan so shoot that gal saying we no seats, they expect us to sit outside and eat isit..?

Now this particular remark i remember...why i didnt blog about it earlier? i forgot... hmm..well... I seriously think we are being too nice to brainless fuckturds. Oh boo hoo... wait for awhile will die of hunger? Man.. how about those poor children in ethiopia who've got barely enough to eat. I should have stuck my dirty converse shoes into your fucking mouths there and then.

anyway, we still made the order thinking that at least go in no nid wait... after that, we continued waiting... finally ruilin and weiming too hungry, they demanded for seats... lol... they even stood side by side at the entrance blocking the whole way... nice... finally we get our SEATS... hurray... i was still thinking if c another grp go in, i might just flare up on that gal in chinese and swearing like hell liao... (seems that her eng very powerful when we hear her confirmation of orders wif us... so to win her, cannt use eng...) we go in and waited another 10+ mins for the food... argh!!! out to kill liao lar... starve for 2hrs++... nvr going to go *censored* ever...

Hahhaha... seriously if these people think that they are being smart by standing in the doorway...they are seriously wrong...ahahhahaha.... We servers will probably think you are STUPID or DEAF because you DONT know how to listen to instructions... hahaha... Flare up? hahahha.. Bring it on shit head... I welcome challenges.. Especially in the sparring department... then again... i doubt you're much of a challenge... hahaha.."cannt use eng" then use what bitch? Gibberish?

Its customers like these that actually provide awesome blog fodder yet at the same time make you want to squeeze their necks so hard they stop breathing for awhile, then revive them with my garlic breath and when they wake, stab them over and over again until they die of excessive blood loss(Killing them with one stab is too easy). These people do NOT deserve to live.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

How time flies.

I thought i have heard all the stupid questions people can ask when they come in to eat. Guess i was wrong.

YX: Does the Roast Chicken spaghetti have capsicums in it?

Has she seen capsicums? Does she even know what capsicums are? Have you all seen capsicums? They are HUGE when sliced. What kind of stupid question was that? Was she too blind to see? Or just being the same old stupid person she has proven herself to be for the past 3 years? Hmmm.. well...

Anyway. Have i mentioned before that people who dont foot the bill ought to be slaughtered and fed to the alligators?

Its annoying when people do that, because in the end(depending on the manager), it will be the servers who will have to use their own money to pay for the food, and often, it is hard to fork out that amount of cash if the customers chalk up a bill of over a hundred dollars. Keep in mind that, most part time servers in FnB outlets are just students who are doing what they can to earn some extra cash, or even to supplement their allowance.

Tsk tsk.. Singaporeans...

Dressed in the latest couture, and yet behaving like total pigs. Its no wonder the service in Singapore wont improve.
Baby,

I havent been the sweetest person, but really...i do hope you're okay. I know shit happens and its hard to crawl out of the shit hole, but you've still got MY listening ear. I'm sorry i was such an asshole.