Well well well...

Its amazing how customers actually expect you to be psychic. You HAVE to KNOW what they are here for. Here is an example.

Me: Hi, table for?
Customer: For 4.
Me: Sorry we dont have any seats at the moment.
(Customer looks around and points to a table meant for 2)
Customer: Can i sit there? Add two more chairs or something?
Me: Uhm...the table is a little bit small for 4 people, will you all be ordering food?
Customer:(Sarcastically) We are here for dinner OF COURSE we will be ordering food.

WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK. Some people come in and order drinks. How the fuck would i know if you're here for dessert, dinner or drinks?!

One more thing... perhaps, if its not written in the menu, it means....we dont sell the item here? Whats the point of asking if we have the item you asked for if its not in the menu?! Like we can whip it up for you eh...

Being friendly is no fucking use at all. I tried and all i got was sarcasm. Look bitch. Just because you're fasting doesnt give u a fucking right to be the way you are.

Oh and another thing. Growing up without your family members around is pretty hard and some of the kids cant help the way they are. So really.... if they snub you...it doesnt mean anything 'cept perhaps that they are insecure so calling them names is really uncalled for. Bitch

Enlighten me people. Why cant you all just let us servers know what you want by reading out the names of the food/drink you want? Its written in simple english. We servers dont have the fucking time to look at what the fuck you are pointing at. Especially during peak hours.

I'm not saying all customers are fucked up. I'm just saying the majority are.

The majority being the rich bitch teenagers that is.

Wow, my sister has such a caring teacher. Unfortunately, God forgot to put brains into that bitch.

HOW DARE SHE....HOW DARE SHE FUCKING INSULT MY MOTHER WITHOUT ACTUALLY KNOWING WHAT GOES ON IN OUR FAMILY.

How dare u make that stupid comment about how other mothers are working too so my mom cannot use that as an excuse?

True.

Other mothers work too, but their jobs last from 9-5. You think its fucking easy being my mother? HUH?

Next time, try to THINK before you call someone's mother up to insult her.

Fuck you

Apparently, the people in Singapore havent been taught any manners, or English for that matter. Oh. And they are deaf too.

Sceanario #1

I was taking somebody's order today and this stupid bitch from another table waved.

Yes. There were a few servers, but all of us were busy at the moment so i motioned for her to hold on.

Did she?

No.

She kept waving and waving and waving.

She even had the fucking gall to fault us and write, "i'm surprised that even though i waved, none of the servers came to take my order."

Well...its a little bit hard to be at two places at once isnt it?

Bitch.

Sceanario #2

You know, the sign "Please wait to be seated" wasnt placed there for fun. It is there for a reason.

Is it that difficult to read? OR does our Dessert Cafe look like Macdonalds to you where you can help yourself to whichever seats you want.

Well.

Once, this bitch and her henpecked partner just breezed past us servers and was deciding on which seats to sit at in a section that was closed. So I politely went over to them and said, "sorry but this section is closed at the moment."

Did they listen? nope.

I had to call out three times to her before she glared at me and said "oh."

We need to close one section sometimes because of limited manpower. And if u fuck heads were scattered, it'd be difficult for us wouldnt it.

Oh, and yesterday, A FUCKING BENG SNAPPED HIS FINGERS TO ASK ME TO TAKE HIS ORDER. WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK! THAT PIECE OF SHIT.

Assholes.

I basically like my job. The colleagues are really nice people. But sometimes, you just want to scream at the customers and let them know you are human too.

We servers get too much flak we dont deserve.

Dedicated to "KY Jelly the Cunt"

Cunt is a word i'd never use on people, but, i think you, my darling "KY Jellie", deserve it.

Right.

Why the hell are u bad mouthing Luke?

Because he didnt respond to your advances? Well...that only maks him trustworthy doesnt it? Dont blame your slipping grades on Luke. You fail, you fail on your own. You fail because you're too stupid to realize earlier that Luke will NEVER like you. I'll give just one reason.

1. He's got me

I'm wondering. How come a class full of smart asses actually listen to you?

Well...i'll give you credit though. You helped Luke see who his real friends are. I'll thank you for that.

Anyway, just quit your whining and grow up.

Cheers

Right... So the page is fucked up...what the fuck.

Anyways..

29th september is a day i'll never forget.

It has to be one of the happier days of my life.
The wine, the food and the company was awesome. Especially the company.

Lukie brought me to this Wine and Beer fair in Raffles city after we met and we tasted about 13 types of wine. Lol..was getting a tad woozy so i suggested or rather, demanded dinner. Being the sweet person that he is, he naturally obliged.(although i knew he wanted to stay on longer and sample the rest. Thanks baby) He then brought me to this place called, Carnivore.

Carnivore is a great place to dine in. The ambience and the food were perfect . Go with your loved ones. My baby brought me there for the first time. A pretty spot in Chijmes, where they serve meat fresh off the skewer.(they'll come around with the meat and a knife and slice it on your plate. Cool eh.)

He wrapped up the evening by taking me to a movie.

Througout the evening, he made me laugh, he made me happy. He made the evening perfect.

The best thing is, He is mine. Aint that great?

Luke Pereira. I love you. Thanks for everything. I mean it.