Whee...been so long... miss me?

Well...i've officially graduated (yay!) haha... but.. i'm still stuck at the desert cafe only because i'm too much of a lazy ass to look for a new job. On the bright side however, I've got PLENTY of assholic stories to tell. Muahahha....

Anywaies...

It seems my secret admirer disappeared.. Oh boo hoo... No one to tell me how i'm such a sad person... what i should or should not wear. *pouts* wahahhaha.....

Singaporeans have such shallow pockets. I mean... Is it seriously that difficult to tip the servers? Do you absolutely HAVE to collect every last cent?

Last week, I encountered this asshole who couldnt wait for his 15 cents change. Like wow... 15 cents... I can like... buy a whole meal with it.

Teeagers nowadays think they own the world. In this case, there were a few teenagers who thought they owned the cafe. I mean, if you want to talk to your friends, you can always request for a seat instead of walking in and out of the restaurant. Correct?

Not only that, they decided that standing by the side was too difficult so they stood right in the middle of the fucking aisle. Tell me, how the fuck were we supposed to go further in to take orders and serve food with their fat asses blocking the way? Also, when you want to pay, you ask for the BILL not for the ORDER.

Mr. I'm-think-i'm-soooo0-handsome-but-really-i'm-not: Excuse me, we want the order.
Me : Sure, what would you like?
Bitch-face: What do you mean what would i like? I said i wanted the bill.

You have no idea how much i wanted to strangle all of them there and then.

Oh and another thing.

Dear assholes,

Servers are human beings. Not dogs. Do not clap at us, snap your fingers, or crook your finger and beckon us towards you. Its rude, and it reflects very very badly on your upbringing, and before you all complain about bad service? Reflect. Service is a two way thing. You be nice? We be nicer. You be asshole? Then dont be surprised if the service is bad.

With love
Your friendly server (haha... you think?)

Sometimes, I think, the people who write into the news paper mask their shitty attitudes and try to put the blame on server/cab driver etc.

Biasness aside, I have seriously seen too many fuckheads to believe all the complaints sent in to TNP.

Return of the idiot

Hahahahhahah...this so cracked me up..... I never knew there was someone that stupid...

Comment by the coward (Gay colour for the gay asshole...ahahhahaha)

Anonymous said...
haha..erm..for u're fucking info,i came from a top school with distinctions in english n lit..so juz coz i type in sms language,dat doesnt mean that u guys r any smarter..im sory but u pple r juz sad..ur whole fucking group's sad..i tot its freedom of speech here..so y d fuss?dun be a busybody.dis isnt even u're god damn blog.who's de 1 critisizing hu?u pple have been critisizing each and evry1 ard u except for urselves.so stop d crap losers.de world does not revolve you guys.JEALOUS?DID U SAY I WAS JEALOUS!u MUST B FUCKING MAD!wake up la..wake up u guys..
9:33 PM

Reply from Liza darling

Liza said...
You totally destroy your school's reputation, Mr/Miss/Mdm anonymous."critisizing", "de world does not revolve you guys", etc.Ok, I shouldnt probe further into that.I did well in English and Literature too for your info when I was in secondary school. But it's sad you have to go bragging about it to get the attention. And furthermore, you dont even deserve it.u're god damn blog?We are not blogs, honey. ;)And I didn't know SMS is a language. English is a language, German is a language, French is a language, etc. SMS?! Hmmm... *rolls eyes*So it's freedom of speech... I guess we can voice out here, cant we? Furthermore, this is OUR friend's blog, and you would go to such extend to get the attention when this blog has nothing to do with you whatsoever?You can never be proud of who you really are. Look at you, you are even under that cloak of just being anonymous.I just really do feel sorry for you, anonymous. I really do.
12:36 AM


AHAHAHAHHAHAHA...

Hahahhaha..... Here is someone who feels the need to prove he/she is not stupid but got pwned by darling liza. Hahahhahaha...critisizing....ahahhahahahhahahhahahha.... Ya duh.... This blog was set up to talk about how people never learnt to treat servers with respect. Of course i'm "critisizing" them... ahahhaa...

Pray tell...which fucker will create a place to "critisize" him/herself? ahahahhahahahhahahah.

Haha...

OoooooooooooooooooooohhHhh.......

I havent gotten such hateful hateful comment after lets see.... a very long time...say...about a year or so.. since my "best friend" sold me out. aww... *sob sob*

To the darling anonymous person who posted this...

i think u're the fucker who needs an attitude overhaul.wake up and smell de scent of coffee.u stink.by de way,u look bad in black eyeliner.pls,waer sumthin that complements u.

What does coffee have anything to do with this? Overhaul is a big word for someone who never learnt to use capital letters after a full stop.

If you want to comment, dont be a coward and at least leave your name. What you commented reflects just as badly on you, and by knowing i wear eyeliner... means you know me... Please feel free to say hi the next time you see me or are you too much of a coward to own up to who you are? What i wear has got nothing to do with you. What i see during work. Is another matter. If i'm not wrong, you're one of those fuckers who get whatever they want by either sucking someone's cock or asking mommy and daddy really nicely for money.

My friend Liza is beautiful the way she is with a whole load of self confidence to match. She voices her own opinions on her own blog with PICTURES on it. Can you do that? Nah. I really doubt so. You're probably one of those ugly JC toads who hide behind "anonymous" to give their two cents worth of nothing.

Whoever you are, you made my day by actually letting me know you care about me. Now you can go fuck yourself.

PS: I've got a tag board. Why not tag? Are you afraid people might see how stupid you are?