Tuesday, February 21, 2006

I'm beat.

Three days two nights... Minimal sleep and water fights and not enough clothes...

haha...one of the tamest chalets i've ever been to...but surrounded by people i actually manage to get along with in class makes it extremely enjoyable.

Oh yea...and i just learnt how to play UNO...how cool is that? wheeeeeeeeeeeee

Anywaies...work. wahahhaa....(my usual complaints)

I hate in when JC students come in to eat.

Apparently most of them havent been taught manners and some of their thinking have been contributed by assholes who tell them they are the elite. Even so...being where they are does not excuse them for having bad manners. You dont just come into a restaurant, demand that you want your food now, make so much noise the other patrons cannot enjoy their food and then play around with the comments. Servers are judged by these comment cards and not all managers understand if you are playing around or not.

I dont understand how these assholes can wear their school uniforms proudly and yet, tarnish their school's reputation by acting like half brained animals.

How is it even when ettiquette lessons are provided, these toads never turn into beautiful maidens?

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Right.

Why do people like to speak with a pseudo accent? Does it immediately make you popeular or something? I mean... If your accent follows through to with whoever you speak...then.. well..thats fine... but speaking to your friend with a fake accent and to the servers with your horrible whiny singlish tinged english is... insulting.

I was having lunch with a friend today and was awfully placed beside 2 bimbos. Their talk was damn fucking bloody inane. For example...

Bimbo 1: There was once i was hiding under my blanket, then when i came out, i realized i was sitting on my blanket.
Bimbo 2: Wow...


I agree with her friend. Like..Wow... Its amazing..i doubt i can ever sit on my blanket.

C'mon... girls... if you've got stupid inane stories... at least tell it to your friend quietly instead of annonuncing them to the world. I absolutely hate it when girls start bragging about the parties...the clubs...and every other bimbotic things they do LOUDLY. Big fuck if you studied overseas. Big fuck if you go to clubs. Really.. Big Fucking Deal.

No..this is not a case of sour grapes. This is a case of I HATE GIRLS WHO GO CLUBBING AND FUCKING THINK ITS SO COOL THEY HAVE TO ANNOUNCE WHERE WHAT TIME AND WHAT KIND OF DAMN PARTY IT WAS.

Why not throw in some juicy facts like... Who picked you up and passed some STDs to you or something?

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Valentines day.

What is it to you?

To me... Its a day where people make up for their mistakes by being extra nice to their partner on this one day, and only this day.

I do believe that when you're in love... everyday is a valentines day. So whats the damn hype?

Oh.. and this year's valentines day... CRACKED ME UP! Wahahhahahaha..

Any of you all happened to buy the New Paper yesterday? I did. I betcha the peolple in the bus though i was a bloody lunatic. First of all... the amount of nicknames people have for their partners are amazing!! I mean... what kinda stupid name is "Beckaboo"?!
Is 3113 actually a name?? And what kind of retard calls himself "xiao ke ai"?!(translation: little cutie *pukes*) Here is another of my favourite... it goes...
"Dearest Pink Hippo, Forever be my smelly dirty bolster and i will always be the old smutty pillow. Love Cockster Lim"

Ok... was that supposed to be romantic? How romantic is it calling your girlfriend a fat, dirty, smelly mutated hippo and telling her you will be the pillow? Sorry dude... but whats the connection again? It wouldnt be that bad if he didnt post a photo, but he did! ahahahahhahah.. of him and his girlfriend.. Poor things.. they look perfect for each other... with their similar retarded grins.

Heres another one.. please.. someone try to decipher this... "WoWo Wanna be Bao Bao and Sniff Sniff by you always. Forever yours Mao Mao"

WTH?? Dogs are finally becoming literate.
One last thing.. to the guys out there... yes...girls appreciate poetry, but if you really really CANT write? GET SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU... Do not attempt bad poetry like,
I'm glad i know how to hate you,
Cause at least i know what is love.
How cruel the real world is
So kind you are to me."


I really cant go on.. Its horrible. It doesnt hurt to spend a little more money to hire someone to write it for you. Really..

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Have u ever seen someone get caught between the lift doors because people in the lift are too damn lazy, stupid, heartless etc to lift a finger to press the "open" button?

I did today and my god...was i horrified.

I mean... Is it that difficult to press one button? I understand when children dont know how, but the adults? Come on. Would you all like it if that happened to you?

Yuck.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

You know, I absolutely hate it when people use "tao yan!" in a sickeningly high pitched voice. Its annoying, grating and fucking disgusting.

Do they seriously think its cute?

I'm in the library in a particularly foul mood writing this half assed post all because i failed to remember class starts at 10 today.

I do believe that chinese girls who use "tao yan!!!" too often should have their heads chopped off....

Guess what i feel like doing to the girl sitting in front of me...

Thursday, February 02, 2006

found this...i like it. hah


a question i now pose to you,
answer it and be true,
if love and hate hand in hand,
were to rule in the kingdom of pain,
and only one will the sceptre hold,
will it be love or hate?
who will ultimately reign?
Let me wallow in self pity.

Shoo