Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Corporate bitches

Corporate bitches are almost human creatures who roam in packs, and despite their immaculate grooming, they are just drooling idiots who forget everything they say after the words leave their lips.

For example.

CB: Two soups and one salad.
Me: Sure no problem.

When i bring their food.

CB:(in bitch tone) I ORDERED TWO SALADS AND ONE SOUP!

Well you know what?

FUCK ALL YOU COPORATE ASSHOLES. SOMEDAY I WILL STEP ON YOUR PUNY HEADS AND TAKE YOUR JOB.

BITCH.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Hello hello....

Singaporeans have no heart.

Two days ago, i was at ang mo kio waiting for a bus when it started to rain. I looked around, trying to look for a place to hide from the rain, but no one stepped back, or gave me any space to walk to. All they wanted was to be the first to board the oncoming bus.
You have no idea how pissed off i was.

Shitheads.

Well...on the last day of my exam i wanted to give it an extra push so i went to the library to study. I thought, libraries were for people to read in, or maybe to study. Guess i thought wrong. There were assholes shouting and screaming treating the library as if it was their home.
My mother taught me to shut up in libraries when i was a kid. In fact, she taught me how to read the following words, "Silence" and "Please keep quiet."
Is it that difficult for them to read? If so, they seriously dont deserve to be in Polytechnic,in fact, they dont deserve to be alive if even at that age they still cant read.

Why are these people so stupid?

Anyone ever been to the Hong Kong Cafe at Kovan? If you have, well...i'm sure you'd agree with me that the service is absolutely horrid and not worth the service charge, and if you havent please, dont go.

Heres why:

Me: Hi, can i have some ice water please?
Supervisor: Sorry we only have warm water.

What kinda fuck thing is that to say??
Ice+Warm water=ice water
Right?!

The service is horrendous, the food just as shitty. Trust me on this.